It’s Just A Little Gas.

A minister, a priest, and a rabbi went hiking on a scorching day and jumped naked into a secluded lake to cool off. When a group of women suddenly appeared, the minister and priest covered themselves, while the rabbi covered his face. Later they asked why. He shrugged, “In my congregation, it’s my face they’d recognize.”

At dinner, a young man introduced his fiancée to his parents. During the meal, she let out a quiet fart. The father shouted, “Rocky!”—the dog. Relieved, she did it again. “Rocky! Careful!” Encouraged, she let another rip. The father finally yelled, “Rocky! Get out of there—she’s going to ruin you!”